Please note the following points when reading material on Pingpongpie.com. In addition to the points below, be advised that we maintain an eco-friendly policy on the site. 95% of all material found here is recycled.

1. Much of what I’ve written for this blog is satirical, it contains: humour, irony and embellishment in order to criticise and ridicule people’s stupidity and vices, especially with regards to dishonesty and vanity.

2. My writing does not typically describe both sides of a story and is confirmation bias. If you’re looking for neutral, matter-of-fact literature, may I suggest you create your own publication as unbiased journalism and dinosaurs share a resting place.

3. If  you find one of the articles libellous, defamatory or offensive and wish to complain then please send me a handwritten letter. I find handwritten letters are excellent for lighting fires in my fireplace.

4.  I accept money or gifts if they may influence or induce action that may not have occurred otherwise.

5. I do not guarantee the validity or accuracy of the content contained within this blog and everything that I publish is my own personal opinion and probably that of almost everyone else too.

6. If you are about unsure about anything you may have read on this blog, assume it’s apocryphal.